Imbeciles eat teeth?
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Imbeciles eat teeth?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...*long-suffering sigh* I clearly have not killed you often enow of late, Fluffy. I will have to remedy that...now.Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
Imbeciles eat teeth?
*tears open Fluffs stomach, pulls out a length of his intestines, cuts it out, fashions a noose, throws it over Fluff's neck and hangs him from rafters.*
*pokes andyman with a stick*
*steals Andy's wallet*
Alas poor Andyman, I knew him will Horatio
Bend over, I'll give you some McFarlane plastic. [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You forgot to ask about Mandarin Spawn!Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
WELL IT'S NOT ME! YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES! DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE I CAN GET MCFARLANE FIGURES? ALSO I NEED TO KNOW WHERE MCFARLANE FIGURES ARE AVAILABLE.
BTW-YOU KNOW THOSE MCFARLANE FIGURES? WHERE CAN I FIND THEM?
*goes to get .357*
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...Everytime that I hear a woman cry,Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
WELL IT'S NOT ME! YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES! DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE I CAN GET MCFARLANE FIGURES? ALSO I NEED TO KNOW WHERE MCFARLANE FIGURES ARE AVAILABLE.
BTW-YOU KNOW THOSE MCFARLANE FIGURES? WHERE CAN I FIND THEM?
'cause her man has left her flat,
I just feel like saying:
"Don't be such a fool, ya fool." [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
Better dry your eyes, can't you realize?
You gain nothing by that.
Well, that's no way to keep his heart warm, baby,
when his love grows cool.
What's the use in sighin', what's the use in cryin'
if he's wandered off the track?
'Cause if your kisses won't hold
the man you love,
then your tears won't bring him back!
No!
Might as well be cheerful, there's no use
bein' tearful
if he's given you the sack!
'Cause if your kisses won't hold
the man you love,
then your tears won't bring him back!
Now, listen, if sweet sugar kissin' [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
isn't gonna make him come home,
Tell me, how do ya hope to keep 'im to ya
with tears [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] instead of songs?
Just...
be a normal fella,
and say "What the hell-a!",
Get his clothes and help him to pack!
'Cause if your kisses won't hold
the man you love,
then your tears won't bring him back!
Love is like home cooking: Good and wholesome, but all men need some mutton on the outside now and then; If you find your boy is cheating, do the same-old, dear! He's only giving you the chance that you've been waiting for for years--My Goodness! Tears won't get you anything--just a shiny red nose! Go on, paint that powder on and put on your swellest clothes! Men? You'll get 'em by the score...neglected girls shouldn't worry...that's what god made sailors for! [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]
Don't cry for him or chase him,
go out and replace 'im with some
good-looking Tom, Dick or Jack...
'Cause if your kisses won't hold
the man you love,
then your tears won't bring him back!
If your kisses won't hold
The man you love,
Then your tears won't bring him back!
No!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">http://kisielka.com/villagersattack.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by Joranthalus:
"I say we kill him!"
YEAH!
"No, I say we hang him, and then we kill him!"
YEAH!
"No I say we beat him, then we hang him, then we kill him!"
YEAH!
"I say we let him go."
NO!!!!!!!!